Monologue of a Henchman
I am typing generic blather into a terminal.
This is the basic requirement of the
henchman in movies who has any kind of
technical ability.
The camera hasnt panned to the screen so I can
still write whatever I want.
I didn’t even need to turn on the screen, they add the screen glow
and edit it in post.
I always wondered if anyone actually typed
anything to entertain the people looking at
the screen.
As the panic and suspense grows, I’m required to
hit heavier sounding keys
at a more rapid pace
than usual.
Such as
sp ace ba r
a n d
t h e
enter
key.
Soon enough its time for the last command before the camera
can show the monitor. Time for a last big tapping then a pause before I hit
enter
Here comes the scrolling text:
scrolling text
scrolling text
scrolling text
scrolling text
scrolling text
scrolling text
scrolling text
scrolling text
scrolling text
scrolling text
scrolling text
scrolling text
scrolling text
scrolling text
scrolling text
Maybe after the scroll, wait for user input? (Y/N)
Then…..
…
..
.
Release the hounds.